I think I have the best on-campus job...

Ok, so I'm currently sitting at my desk in a lobby at one of the main buildings on my campus. My job title is "Switchboard Operator," but it mine as well be "Person who gets paid to sit at a desk, go on the internet, and do homework." Seriously, the only actual duty I have to fulfill is answering phone calls, which occurs at the nice, leisurely pace of about one per 15-minute time frame. Not to mention, the phone calls are ridiculously easy to handle -- the typical caller might ask to be put in touch with Financial Aid, which for me, involves about a 5 second gander at a sheet of telephone extension listings. A simple press of the telephone buttons matching up to the extension finishes the deal. I mean, this job is too cushy to be true. Plus, since I offered to work today (Labor Day), they are paying me for 2.5 hours worked instead of the 2 hours that I'm scheduled to work. This totally kicks the crap out of my last campus job, which entailed me being the campus post office's bitch for several hours a week... though I did get to drive a golf cart around campus as part of that job, so it wasn't all bad! Anyway, I've been sitting here now for about an hour and 40 minutes, and I've gotten 3 calls. That's less than one per half-hour worked! The rest of the time has been heartily fulfilled with reading, listening to streaming online radio, reading baseball scores, and writing on my blog. Not too shabby, eh?